After Being Poisoned, I Kissed the Wild CEO

Help! I'm trending on social media because of poisonous mushrooms! I got poisoned by eating wild mushrooms and started hallucinating.

Not only did I crazily rip off the cross necklace that the cold and noble priest from the capital had worn on his neck for years, but I also sat on his lap and performed a hot dance.

The HD video was uploaded online and I instantly went viral. When I came to my senses, I wished I could disappear. I regret it, as the person involved, I express my deep regret.

Late at night, I sneaked into the chapel hall to apologize to him, only to accidentally uncover his secret ...

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I had been poisoned by wild mushrooms and started hallucinating. I thought I was a snake and I had to keep twisting and writhing.

The wild mushrooms were very fresh and tender that day and I ate a whole plate. When I got up from my seat, I began to feel like I was floating. I ran wildly all the way and crashed straight into someone.

I couldn't even see clearly who that person was, I just knew I was a snake now. Swaying, coiling, spinning.

In my madness, I seemed to have pulled on something and then I heard the crisp sound of metal falling to the ground. The next second, I was dancing wildly on top of that person ...

As I danced, I sang, "Please please please … don't prove I'm right … please please please, don't bring me to tears when I just did my makeup so nice ..."

After I finished dancing, I seemed to have thrown up all over that person's head and face. Brazenly, I pointed at the person and said, "Haha, this is a reward from your queen, you have no choice but to accept it."

Then, someone pulled me away and I anxiously pressed down on my head, saying, "Don't pull me, my stomach is too full, I'm about to spill over."

In the end, I was honorably sent to the hospital, completely unconscious. Two days later, I finally regained my senses. When I woke up, my throat and ... Uh ... lower end were burning and I felt utterly weak.

My assistant, Hannah, asked with a serious face, "Are you finally awake, boss?"

I weakly nodded my head.

"You got poisoned by toxic mushrooms. When I sent you to the hospital, you were flailing around in the car, grabbing my hand and calling me 'doctor' while explaining for over an hour that you were not poisoned. Did you know that?" Hannah asked.

I said, "… And then?"

"Then, I explained to you for over an hour that I wasn't a doctor ..." Hannah's mouth twitched slightly.

I was speechless.

"Miss Walsh, do you know that you went viral?" Hannah said seriously.

"Really? Haha, didn't you say I was a forever unfamous star? Quick, tell me, how did I go viral?" I sat up excitedly.

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I had been in the entertainment industry for six years, always working diligently. My looks weren't bad either, but my luck was terrible.

No matter what drama I took on, either the male lead caused trouble or the female lead got into a scandal and I ended up being innocently implicated. Every show I filmed was a flop.

"You'll understand once you watch this video," Hannah said, handing me her phone.

I squinted at the screen. Oh boy.

Sixty million views, fifty million likes and thirty million comments. Has it finally come to my turn to get famous? While smiling, I clicked on the video.

The next second, I saw myself crashing into the most aloof and noble young priest in the Louisiana circle. Right after, I sat on his lap like an idiot, flailing my arms and legs around ...

"Hannah, just kill me, I beg you." I hated myself. Why did I have to eat those mushrooms? Now look what happened, I've become a mushroom lunatic.

Netizen A: "Is Tiffany, this unfamous star, trying too hard to get famous? She actually latched onto a well-known young priest."

Netizen B: "I feel sorry for our cold and aloof young priest for a second."

Netizen C: "Last time, Tiffany deliberately tried to ride the coattails of a top star. Now she's set her sights on an immaculate young priest."

Netizen D: "She must have been driven by lust when it came to Liam. Otherwise, why eat mushrooms and go to the vegetarian restaurant he frequents?"

Netizen E: "Wah, my dream man, the young priest, has been tainted ..."

Netizen F: "So disgusting. Please, let Tiffany get out of the entertainment industry! Let her flop to the core of the Earth!"