My Crazy Housewife

Let's go pay

　　STEVE

　　my breakfast was totally ruined with what Tessy just did. Blackmailing me like that...

　　I went to my room and brought out my briefcase. It contained all my credit cards. I took one and left the room.

　　Tessy was waiting at the living room.

　　"Steve, let's go now so we can go to the amusement park before it gets crowded" she whined like a baby.

　　I rolled my eyes and we left the house.

　　We got to the mall and I 'opened' the door for her which is something I don't usually do.

　　Just to please the pregnant pepper.

　　I walked some distance away from her As we entered the mall.

　　"Okay, what do you want?" I asked and she squealed like a baby.

　　"Let's buy shoes first" she said going to the clothing section.

　　I followed her like a sheep cause I hardly go to the mall. I don't know a thing about this place, it's the

　　maids that run errands for me.

　　She starts to grab jeans and leggings which I assume are going to be very tight on her.

　　Is she taking them to make me mad or what?

　　"How can you wear those when you're pregnant? Won't it...affect the baby somehow??"

　　I stuttered trying not to sound like I care.

　　"Then help me select better ones that wont hurt our baby. " she air quoted.

　　I grabbed the trousers she was holding and threw them to the floor.

　　"Try something like this" I said taking a big jean from the hanger.

　　She gasped.

　　"Do you hate me this much? How do you expect me to where something so big?, it won't even hold on your mom's waist" she stated angrily.

　　Crazy!

　　I took the jean and held her by her shoulder.

　　"C'mon, let's go and try it" I said.

　　"Try what? It looks like you don't want me to get noticed by guys around. You want to hide my beauty" she said tapping my forehead as she spoke.

　　Drama queen

　　"You want me to be stuck with you" she said and scoffed.

　　"You're not even the last person I would care about on earth. I was just concerned for my baby. I am the one that created him, right? But if you want to wear rags and explosive clothes, sooth yourself." I said and let go of her.

　　I dropped the trouser on the floor while she picked the ones I got rid off. She even took a dozen crop tops and mini skirts...she's driving me crazy!

　　I saw a busty cheek nearby picking clothes. Just her backside can make a man bow...

　　I approached her and she gasped on seeing someone like me in person..

　　I became a celebrity cause am a hottie. Very cute and s*xy guy.

　　Tessy should know she's lucky to have a baby with me. She should be lucky I gave her a VIP time while we made out and now she's my wife.

　　She's really lucky.

　　The girl smirked.

　　"Do you need help with that?" I asked her and she blushed and nodded.

　　I helped her take a shirt from a table next to her and give it to her.

　　I'll just play with her till pregnant pepper is done shopping.

　　TESSY

　　I came out with all the clothes I had and got quite a shock. Steve with a busty lady.... What does he think of me?

　　And here I thought he was setting things right between us.

　　I smiled as an idea came to mind...

　　I left the scene and looked for somewhere to hide.

　　If he have never been so worried in his life, he would now..

　　STEVE

　　I stopped my conversation with the cute girl the moment I noticed Tessy was taking so long.

　　I went to the back of the clothe collection where she should be but she wasn't there.

　　I chuckled.

　　Tessy, missing??!

　　My mom would kill me...

　　Was she kidnapped?

　　I rushed to the counter to let them know am looking for my pregnant pepper, scratch that, pregnant wife.

　　They all set out to look for her.

　　Oh my God Tessy, where are you?

　　For the first time in my life,

　　I actually care to know where someone was

　　We looked for Tessy for like 3 hours and am already going insane.

　　My hair is a mess

　　My Gucci top was already sweaty.

　　How do I tell mom?

　　She got lost at the mall?

　　She'll tell me I wasn't watching my wife. I wasn't paying attention to her.

　　I looked behind me to see Pregnant pepper walking to me. She even have the guts to catwalk!!

　　She pouted her lips.

　　"Am done taking what I want, let's go pay" she said with the most innocent face.